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make your own pectin

Get ready for a SERIOUSLY old-school skill.

When you make jam or jelly, you need something to make it jell. Most folks use commercial pectin–a product extracted from fruit–usually powdered (although liquid pectin is available). But. BUT.

What if it was doomsday and there was no pectin in the stores? WHAT WOULD WE DO?????

The trick of making your own pectin was common knowledge in the olden days. Now, practically no one even knows it’s possible. The Damsel just learned it’s actually not that hard, especially if you have one of these trees:

If you have an apple tree you need to thin, (like described in this thinning apples post) the sacrificial baby apples can be used to make pectin. Their short lives were not in vain!

You can also use crab apples…apparently they make excellent pectin, and no one feels too sad about not getting to eat them. People have even used apple peelings.

Take your little apples, wash them, cut them in half if they are on the big side, and throw them whole into a pot.

Add water to the pot until the apples are nearly covered. Cook on medium heat for a long time. At least an hour, until the apples look sort of like bizarre lumpy applesauce, full of stems and skins and so on. Stuff no self respecting applesauce would normally have.

Stretch some cheesecloth (or a mesh strainer) over a container and let the cooked apples drip a couple of hours, or overnight. You could stir them lightly to get a few more drops, but don’t press them. That will make the pectin cloudy. It won’t hurt its jelling ability but cloudy pectin? Seriously?

After you’ve waited all you’re going to wait on the dripping, pour the liquid off into a container. You can use it right now to make jam or jelly, or it can sit in the fridge a couple of weeks till you’re ready.  Some people cook up enough to make it worth processing it in a canner. (email mhovley at gmail dot com for instructions)

Here’s how to test if your pectin is the right strength: Pour a little rubbing alcohol into a dish. Pour in a teaspoon or so of pectin. Wait one minute. Scoop the pectin with a fork.

The pectin will cling to the fork in a glob if it is “strong” enough. If it runs off the tines of the fork, put it in a pan and boil it till it reduces, let cool, and repeat the rubbing alcohol test. (The pectin needs to be cool.)

And for heaven’s sake, don’t taste the “test.” It’s rubbing alcohol, people! Does the Damsel have to tell you everything?

Now, how do you use the stuff? Because every batch of pectin is a little different, and different kinds of fruit jell better, there’s no hard and fast rule. But here’s a place to start–mix 1/4 to 1/3 cup of pectin per cup of crushed fruit (or juice, if you’re making jelly). Then stir in sugar equal to the amount of pectin+fruit. Boil until it foams. Skim that stuff off, but don’t fuss.

Jam doesn’t set until it’s cool, so it’s hard to tell if things are okay. If you’d rather not wait around, scoop a little out in a spoon and hold an ice cube on its back. (Normally the Damsel doesn’t advise holding an ice cube on someone’s back. This is mean. Spoons don’t care though.)

If it’s still runny, add more sugar and pectin and reboil. Some people say adding lemon juice also helps pectin to work better. And, there’s always this rescue runny jam post, for any kind of runny jam, whether made with commercial pectin or homemade.

Now celebrate! Making your own pectin is really kickin’ it old school.

Guest Post: The Full Meal Deal

My name is Kim and I’m a lazy chef. Truly. If it isn’t quick and easy, I don’t make it, I don’t bake it. And yet, like our fabulous Damsel, I’m trying to preserve the old tradition of making “real” food. In our house we’ve said goodbye to just-add-water products, frozen chicken nuggets, and various other processed foods. The good news is that “from scratch” does not equate to “from hours and hours of intensive work and sweat” (I don’t do the sweating thing – too much work).

As much as I hate work, I love to roast things. Plop them in a pan, toss ‘em in the oven, and a little while later . . . scrumptiousness. I am all about the roasting. I found this to be a good first step in my (often stumbling) journey towards from-scratch-ness (and a good way to break my addiction to those little roast chickens the local supermarket sells). I was going to share a recipe for my favourite roast chicken but decided hey, why not do The Full Meal Deal and share a complete roast meal? Three recipes all with a similar theme of roasting, olive oil, sea salt and garlic (no obligation to make them all at once, of course). Bon appetit?

Roast Lemon Garlic Chicken

Roasted Chicken Recipe Credit to Jaime Oliver
One roasting chicken, defrosted
one lemon
olive oil
one whole bulb of garlic, broken into cloves
sea salt
black pepper
one handful of fresh thyme
one handful fresh rosemary sprigs, leaves picked (save these for the potatoes)

Preheat oven to 375.
Put a small pot of water on to boil, add lemon (yes, just put it in whole) and garlic cloves and boil for ten minutes. Slather chicken with olive oil and season with sea salt, black pepper, and thyme (fresh if possible). Put the lemon and garlic in cavity of chicken. Stab lemon about 10 times with a knife so hot lemon juice is released into chicken (yum!). Toss it into the oven (you know, in a pan of some sort), and roast for 90 minutes.

Roasted Broccoli with Garlic

Roasted Broccoli
Broccoli florets
olive oil
garlic
sea salt

Preheat oven to 450. Toss broccoli lightly in olive oil and garlic (minced, crushed, whole – according to your preference). Sprinkle lightly with salt and roast for 20 minutes.

Roast Potatoes with Rosemary

Roast Potatoes
New potatoes (russet work okay but new potatoes are best)
olive oil
rosemary
sea salt
black pepper
garlic (optional)

Preheat oven to 450. Chop potatoes in half or into thirds according to size. Toss lightly in olive oil and season with rosemary, sea salt, black pepper, and garlic. Roast for 30 minutes, till potatoes are brown and crispy on the outside.

freezing raspberries

Freezing raspberries is as easy as kindergarten.

The Damsel would like to gently insist that you flash freeze your raspberry treasure. Do it this way:

1. Wash the berries. This means put them into a strainer and rinse well with cold water.

2. Let them drain a bit.

3. Spread them out in a single layer on a cookie sheet. Careful! Raspberries are very fragile!

4. Put the cookie sheet, uncovered, into the freezer. Have a lie-down or clean a bathroom. Your choice.

5. When the raspberries are hard-frozen, sweep them off the cookie sheet into ziplock bags or freezer containers. You may need to nudge them off the cookie sheet with a pancake turner or something. Put the bags or containers into the freezer until you want to eat them.

Before the Damsel learned about flash freezing, she’d just put the freshly washed berries directly into a ziplock and froze them that way. But if she wanted to use a recipe that required say, one cup of raspberries, she’d quietly cry for a minute or two, because the frozen raspberries would have become a single, solid frozen block. She’d have to thaw the whole thing or attempt to ice-pick the thing into pieces. Sometimes she just couldn’t face it.

But because you know better and flash froze them, they will stay individual. You’ll be able to take out just what you need, without having to face a discouraging frozen mass. You can use them all year long for smoothies, desserts, or just popping into your mouth.

You can use this method for practically anything little you want to freeze. This is the Damsel’s wish.

old school writing

The Damsel got quite a giggle out of these guidelines for authors in 1954:

By Lupe Fernandez

I found this 1954 article about Children’s Literature on a defunct website. Submitted for your edification and amusement.

“How To Write Books for Boys and Girls”

“Always portray the military, politicians and religious figures in a positive way. Remember, these responsible authority figures keep Americans safe against atheists, beatniks and Communists.

“The family in your story should consist of married parents. Divorce has no place in reading material of teens. Broken homes make them nervous and might put unnecessary worries in their heads about whether Mom and Dad are getting along. While many classic stories feature orphans, today’s modern family is more educated and healthy, and orphans are old fashioned characters.

“Dad should always work in an office or to a responsible job like a fireman or a policeman. Fathers should never be an unemployed loafer or a union organizer. Mothers should always be homemakers. Mother’s who work in offices set a bad example for impressionable girls.

“Boy characters should have healthy, manly hobbies like playing baseball, collecting bubble gum cards, and outdoor camping. Girls should like sewing, cooking and talking with other girls about like clothes and boys. Activities that keep boys inside like reading, writing or thinking are not suitable role models for young men. Those are girl activities. On the other hand, too much physical exercise by girl characters would be unrealistic and your reader would lose interest. If your story has a Tomboy, make sure she is not a major character. Make the Tomboy a supporting character who longs to act like a real girl.

“Dress your characters in appropriate clothing. Boys: short sleeve shirts (only puny boys who spend too much time reading in their rooms wear long sleeve shirts), loose, comfortable pants with pockets and Keds sneakers with tied laces.

“Girls: ankle-length skirts (absolute no pants), Mary Jane shoes (only girls with loose morals wear high heels unless attending special occasions like a funeral or a wedding), hair tied in a pony tail or neatly trimmed.

“Language is very important. As boys and girls are often not in control of their feelings, they make many exclamations of surprise.

“Appropriate phrases:
‘Jeepers!’
‘Golly!’
‘Holy Moley!’

“Inappropriate phrases:
‘Crazy man!’
‘What a gasser!’
‘Kookie!’

“Never show a boy and a girl holding hands unless accompanied by an adult or riding in a hay wagon with other boys and girls.

“Never have a girl romanced by a foreigner, especially greasers, scratch-backs, potatoes, pachucos, fruitpickers, or braceros.

“If your story is a crime mystery, make sure your youngsters deal with bunco artists, robbers, or counterfeiters. Never put your youngsters in peril with murderers or social deviants.

“Everybody likes a good ghost story, but stories with supernatural happenings should be confined to misunderstood blithe spirits, college fraternity pranks or escaped convicts in disguise.

“If you follow these tips, your story is sure to be a delight to boys and girls everywhere, and stand the test of time just like the classics you read as a youth.

“End your story with a good, hearty laugh at the dinner table. Perhaps, Skippy the family dog runs through the house chasing Fluffy, the neighbor’s cat.

“These are a few tips for a good writing and wholesome reading.”

The Damsel would just like to add that she is grateful for haywagons.

frugal shaving cream for women

The Damsel wonders if she is the last girl on earth to figure this out, after years of swiping the Knight’s shaving cream.

Hair conditioner works really well as a leg shaving cream. And if you do it this way, it’s pretty much free if you normally use conditioner on your hair anyway.

  1. Wash you hair as usual.
  2. Put conditioner on your hair, but don’t rinse.
  3. While your hands still are all conditioner-y, rub them on one leg and shave.
  4. Rub your hands in your hair again, recoating them with conditioner. Rub on your other leg and shave.
  5. Rinse your hair.

Bonus: Your conditioner sits in your hair a little longer, like the bottle says, but you rarely take the time to do.

The only way this could be cheaper is to shave your legs the European way. In other words, just go rugged.

spider mites must die

One of the most annoying problems the Knight has faced in the Cottage Garden is spider mites. The chemicals farmers used to use for these sorts of pests are no longer available, and besides, we want a more natural solution.

The Damsel was going to show you a magnified picture of a spider mite but they gave her nightmares. So no.

Last year the garden managed to still produce fairly well but many plants were really stressed from spider mite attacks. By this time last year, our potatoes were pretty much dead, with just a fraction of the yield we’d hoped for. The Damsel felt sad about it. She knows how it feels to be picked on by little creatures. So this year the Knight has been trying something new, and so far it’s working.

Soapy water has been used for over 200 years to control insects, and with the new interest in “going green” and growing organically, people like the Knight are giving it a try. A little soap has long been used by farmers to make water “wetter” by breaking its surface tension. Apparently it’s also lethal for little bugs. Too bad!

How can you tell if you have a spider mite problem? Take a piece of white paper out to the garden, hold it under some leaves, and tap the leaves briskly. Stuff will fall onto the paper. Some of it will be dust and other garden debris. Look closely. Do any of the dust specks move? They’re probably spider mites–after all, they are super common.

Put some soap (we used cheap dishwashing soap) in a dial sprayer. Set the dial for 3 ounces per gallon, connect your hose, and the sprayer will automatically mix the soap with the spraying water in the right dilution.

These spray dealios are really quite neat. You can of course use them for other things you might spray…just make sure it’s clean before you use it for the soap. (The Knight likes him some Roundup now and then, for example. You don’t want any of that kind of residue)

Spray the plants, trying to hit the undersides of the leaves as much as you can. That’s spider mite hometown. Then spray the tops.

You can dial it back to 2 ounces–just use enough that you can see a light amount of suds on the leaves. Too much isn’t good for the plants.

In the interest of full disclosure, some internet sources say that dishwashing soap isn’t the best choice, and there are special soaps made for spraying in the garden you ought to pony up for. Apparently some plants don’t care for cheap dishwasher soap at all. The Knight has used it on potatoes, tomatoes and roses and things seem good. Your mileage may vary. Why not try the cheap stuff on a small percentage of your garden and see how it goes?

In order to get rid of a spider mite infestation, you have to do this every two or three days until they seem under control.

Soap–a good thing, in more ways than you thought.

the worldwide family tree–marry your cousin

The Damsel found this video utterly fascinating. Does it have anything to do with old school skills? Errr, well, um, it talks about ancestors. There ya go.

Human Family Reunion

how to mail cookies

photo

The Damsel is missing her sprog #4, who is far away in the land of Michigan, serving as a missionary. To make herself feel better, the Damsel got herself busy and made some. the Knight made cookies.

It’s true. The Knight makes such good cookies, the Damsel doesn’t even try anymore. What’s the point? The family adores the Knight’s cookies, and the Damsel knew it would be a welcome bit of home for sprog #4.

Don’t worry, there will be post later on these Amazing Cookies.

To ship them, the Damsel did a little research on how to get them there, tasty and in one piece. There are certainly many ways of doing this, but this method worked perfectly:

Wrap the cookies in pairs, in plastic wrap, back to back, ready to support each other through all the rough seas and mean mailmen in their future.

Wait. There’s no seas in between the Cottage and Michigan. Er. And mailmen are nice, except when they’ve gone postal.

Place these pairs in a container smaller than the mailing box. The Damsel used a sour cream thing from Costco. Fill snugly but don’t cram.

Find yourself a sturdy mailing box and put in some cushioning, such as crumpled newspaper. Put in the inner container and surround with more cushioning. You want the inner container to “float” in the middle of the cushioning, so that no matter which way the box sits, the inner container isn’t touching the side of the mailing box. The Damsel likes crumpled newspaper because it doesn’t shift and it’s FREE.

Don’t forget the love letter.

(Sprog #4 reported that the cookies arrived in perfect condition and deliciousness.)

or so she says

Yay! The Damsel is guest posting today at the super fun blog Or So She Says. It’s from Ye Grande Historical Archives of the Old School–all about bakin’ bacon.

make your own dryer sheets

By request, the Damsel takes on one of those perplexing problems of modern life.

Static Cling. **shudder

Grandma didn’t really have a problem with static cling since she hung her clothes out to dry in the fresh sunshine. The Damsel recommends you try this if you have any possible way of doing so. There are plenty of benefits. Your clothes will smell fresh, not perfumey, and because they haven’t been tumbling around in an over-hot dryer, they won’t be staticky either. Plus, a dryer uses a lot of energy, so you can feel good about saving money/going green by drying your clothes on a line.

Have you ever slept on sun-dried sheets? Grandma would have laughed to think of it this way, but this is one of life’s best and cheapest luxuries.

The Damsel understands line-drying isn’t for everyone. And for those times when you need to use the dryer, many people love the ease of using a dryer sheet to both soften the clothes and reduce static. But is there a way to make your own?

Way #1: Take a rag such as an old washcloth and soak it in liquid fabric softener for about ten minutes, or until it’s thoroughly saturated. Squeeze it out, and hang it somewhere until it’s dry. Now you can use it like a dryer sheet . . . just hurl it into the dryer load. You can use the same rag over and over again, without resoaking it MANY TIMES . . . months, even, depending on use, before you have to resoak it. You will go YEARS before using up a bottle of liquid fabric softener used this way. Cheeep!

Way #2: Mix some hair conditioner (a cheap kind, if you like, but one that you like the smell of) with an equal amount of water. Either do the soak method in #1, or put in a spray bottle and spritz a few sprays on a washcloth and throw in the dryer. You’ll need to respray each time.

If you still have too much static (and even with dryer sheets, that happens) try crumpling up a ball of aluminum foil and putting that in the dryer. The Damsel has no idea why this works and kind of wants to know. Another part of her likes thinking of it as an unfathomable aluminum foil mystery.

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